wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

(Source: new-mauville, via tensioned)

snapchatting:

*starts crying* i just really like mashed potatoes

(via pizza)

120gb:

shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous

(via love-personal)

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

(Source: andrewbelami, via orgasm)

amyjpond:

some people are winning olympic medals right now and i can’t get out of bed

(via love-personal)

dritim:

sluggys:

You wouldn’t download a goat. 

shut the fuck up i would absolutely download a goat

(Source: coachmcguirk, via pizza)

jumpingjaverts:

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you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me

(via love-personal)

buttharrybutt:

buttharrybutt:

i lost my mood ring

i dont know how i feel about this

(Source: nikecrap, via baracknobama)

sweetpeachytea:

apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.

(via crystallized-teardrops)